If the president had a mistress, would that make her the Second Lady?
(Source: the-taintedtruth, via acidicmoons)
Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky.
If I drink coffee to get me through the day, does it mean I’m running on alternative energy?
(Source: justliveyolyfe, via walkiingafteryou)
If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.